they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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