Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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