she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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