I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
