giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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