covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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