Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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