I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
