i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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