I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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