so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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