please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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