All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
home. puking in laundry basket.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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