Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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