I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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