this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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