Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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