i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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