I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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