Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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