remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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