soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just gargled with NyQuil
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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