Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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