How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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