You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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