we're blogging at a bar
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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