If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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