That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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