I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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