you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Shame is for Republicans.
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