i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
