I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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