Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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