I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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