Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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