Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
we're so committed to being not committed
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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