Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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