Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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