I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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