I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i barfeds in our rink
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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