Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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