just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Ketchup is God's man juice
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
is that a dick in a sweater?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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