Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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