The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
