i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She's just so happy...and so naked.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Randomize
