im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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