in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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