I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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