Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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