she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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