The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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