Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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